Borderlands 2 Will Ruin My GPA This Year

I will be a college senior in the next two weeks.  Borderlands 2 comes out September 18th.  My GPA is doomed.  That's hopefully an exaggeration, but HOT DOG I cannot wait to ignore homework with this game!

My roommate and I played a lot of Borderlands last year.  There was nothing better than sitting down after a long day of academics, linking up our Xbox's and feeling all the knowledge we gained that day slowly die as I ran around feeling invincible while my partner surgically removed the heads of our enemies.  We've nearly made it through our second playthrough, and while I'm looking forward to finishing Borderlands again;  I am "talk about every update I see" excited about Borderlands 2.  There will be more guns, a coherent story-line and quality character development, more guns, lots of spoken dialogue,  more guns, lots of gun part variation and character customization, more guns, Pandora isn't the color of a sewage pipe (most of the time), and MOAR GUNZ!

Guns and dubstep, can life get better?

...apparently so.  The Lion King 3 - Suck It Simba!

Witty, sarcastic, awesome main villain?  Check.  Desire to shoot him in his bolt-on face?  Check.

> Wander On

Deadpool THE VIDEO GAME

Game developer's common sense must be tingling.  A Deadpool video game was just announced at Comic-Con 2012 and it looks like it's going to fill all my fourth-wall breaking, gun-noise making, dual-sword swinging dreams.  Behold the glory of the announcement teaser:

While this isn't the movie announcement I was personally hoping for, it's Deadpool; it's a video game; and it's probably going to make my wallet lighter.  No release date, but expect it sometime in 2013.  In the meantime check out a few more details here:  deadpoolgame.com

We can't, we really can't.

> Wander On